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[pharadyne]

If I'd planned in advance, I could have stuffed it with bricks and razor blades.

But I didn't.

[major_rawne]

Now that you've thought of it, you'll have to make the world's most uncomfortable pillow. For defense.

[pharadyne]

Right now you can be my defense pillow. More comfortable than bricks and razor blades, too.

[major_rawne]

Good that I rate that high, at least.

[pharadyne]

Oh, darling, you rate very well. If I were feeling better I'd write you a review like a proper connoisseur. "A delightful mix of hardness and tenderness feature in this delectable specimen, which gives one tastes of both without one side or the other overpowering."

[major_rawne]

[Rawne turns his head away so Norton can't see him blushing.]

I... try.